I have started eight businesses and am NOT a business owner

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I started writing twelve books and am NOT a published author (yet)

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I have owned a guitar, trumpet, piano, drum set, and didgeridoo (that’s not a joke) and cannot competently play music on any of them.

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I created prototypes for multiple board and card games that are not on the shelves of stores

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I have at least two YouTube channels, a Twitch channel, a TikTok, and an Instagram

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I have trained for a marathon multiple times, and never run a marathon

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I own two bikes, a touring and a road bike, that haven’t seen pavement in the past year

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I have dieted countless times and am still the heaviest I have been in 20 years

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My phone has 2 calorie-tracking apps, 4 apps that track my movement/exercise, 1 that tracks sleep, and 3 “life organizing” apps like habit trackers.